I feel like we need to begin this conversation by establishing that I can’t talk to cows

God won’t forgive me for having this knowledge

Hahaha in reality the cows are treated perfectly well! They’re only forcibly impregnated for their entire lives to facilitate a constant cycle of lactation and seperated from their children at birth. Perfectly happy cows! Your milkshake is worth it! :D

Nobody. What on earth could you possibly need money for without giving some sort of explanation

I never understood base 12 arguments. If you’re finding it more useful to count in sets of 12, nothing about the base 10 system stops you. Base just refers to the number of symbols used, it doesn’t change any of the mathematics.

And yet people read it and get mad

Yo wtf, Aussie w???

All kids suck. Boo

British people are fucked. They say shit like hi Marvin and then think you’re an idiot for not recommending somewhere to eat.

Because they’re lonely, aimless and disenfranchised