Reiterating that split days off suck. I didn’t mind having non-weekend consecutive days off, but weekends were much better.
Personally I’d take Thursday/Friday off if it’s possible because things still happen socially on those days. If that matters to you.
You could always talk to a graphic designer who specializes in font design.
Or if you want to drop down that rabbit hole, there’s font creation software that’ll let you make whatever you want.
Find something close and edit it in that to get what you want. It’s been forever since I did this so I don’t even know what apps are available these days to recommend.
Then 3d print it at your local library.
Pretty sure you could get a useful product with a high quality chrome rattlecan.
Fonts are protected in the US, but most don’t care if it isn’t being used for profit.
To answer your question, it’s not.
The Republicans, as proxies for the 1% and Evangelicals, have been trying to break the Federal government at least since Reagan, if not longer.