That m night movie about a culture living in the woods.

We called the plot within seconds of the movie starting.

On my pc with a couple ad blockers youtube is SLOW.

If i turn them off it runs fine.

On my android using adaway I have zero youtube lag.

So yeah. Seems pretty intentional

Still can’t find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I’m paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I’ll only take 50% of tips! "

I’m on my 5th year with my Oneplus 6.

I suspect I’d I do a full wipe, a new OS and a fresh battery I should be able to keep it going for a couple more.

Phones plateaued for me. It runs fast. It holds more then enough data.

Camera is a little slow. I’ve been told to stop using the default camera app. But then the double click to open won’t work.

I don’t even get a login screen.

On mobile. Accessing via ‘show desktop verison’

Still nothing.

My biggest complaint is

Only 1 user page.

No ‘kid friendly’ version.

Recommendations are missed.

Sometimes torrents are not named right. I just watched an entire series backwards (it wasn’t good in either direction)

Before I go getting more confused. Explain like I’m 5?

I don’t understand how we’ve had telephones for 150 years and this is only now a thing.

Didn’t bell experiment with this back in the 90s? Bell call answer service or something? Would wait on hold for you then cal you back.

That existed in this universe right?

I heat my milk so I can eat a HOT breakfast like a human being.

I also always eat it at a table to avoid a -1 mood debuff.

Cold cereal? No thanks. I’d rather starve.

What’s the R stand for in alttp?

Not that I have time to get into the triple zero club again.

I’ve been playing a tune from links awakening in my head for over 25 years without knowing where I knew the tune from (I had completely forgotten I even owned it in game boy)

Now I have the sheet music. And I can play it for real.

I hear lots of people say shit like “eat the rich!”

Or “global strike!”

But it never seems to go anywhere.

This must be the American side of the boarder eh?

Yup. In a folder. On an external hard drive.

I did eventually figure out how to get it. It didn’t help that it is not the title of the book.

I have since learned how to use a few functions with searches that make it much easier.

But thank you for pointing out my flaws.

Sledding down a hill. I thought the bottom someone had made a ramp.

Nope.

Giant frozen pothole.

Soon as we hit it I HEARD something snap in back. We flew up in the air. And landed - on ice - I landed on my ribs.

I have managed to injure my spine AND my ribs.

I had similar issues looking for a movie titled space 1999.

I kept getting every movie made in 1999 or that had the word space in it.

I eventually found it… At the library…

I used to keep impeccable bookmarks.

Unfortunately. It was a time where book marks were ONLY on your pc. So as soon as my hard drive crashed. I lost all of them.

I only had to do this a few times before I stopped caring.

Eventually firefox allowed cloud sync. But it was to late. I e forgotten hundreds of sites.

Wait until those trolls hear about tamagachies.

95% of the games I play are on pc. With mods. Faster load screens. Better debugging by the community.

The 5% of games I don’t get to play “new” will inevitably be developed for pc - by the companies themselves or some smart fan.

I figure consoles have another 25 years max before they are totally obsolete tech.