I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

Whereas they ignored everything East of France over here.

Actually, I went to school in Scotland so our teachers also tried to ignore everything south of the border too.

Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

Same with visiting almost any website.

Then

1. Click on link to website.
2. Read website.

Now

1. Click on link to website.
2. Click on Cookie options.
3. Scroll down looking for ‘Reject All’.
4. Discover there is no ‘Reject All’.
5. Scroll back through list turning off all optional cookies.
6. Scroll back to the bottom to click on ‘Confirm my choices’.
7. Hunt for the close X on the ‘Subscribe to our newsletter’ pop-up.
8. Click on the close X on the ‘Subscribe to our newsletter’ pop-up.
9. Read the website.
10. Discover the website is just more AI generated SEO garbage.
11. Go outside, walk on the grass barefoot, weep for the future of humanity.

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.

I’m guessing it was Wargames.

Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun

Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.

Fair dinkum!

Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!

A new hand touches the beacon…

Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.

I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.

A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.

Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from ‘social committee’ sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!

At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.

Your rabid misogyny is showing. Maybe stop foaming at the mouth?

Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.