The original Sourtoe Cocktail
The original Sourtoe Cocktail
And the smell….
He’s going to be playing Robert Downey Jr in a “making of” retrospective of Tropical Thunder. It takes hours of makeup to make him look like the dude acting as the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
It was so BAD. How many times did he say “Get your hands off my (fill in the blank)!” This will be a steelbook I buy to complete the DC collection that never comes out of its original shrink wrap.
Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.
Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.
Personally, the first time I experienced this.`
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
Dibs on the bike!
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.
Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars did the same thing. It added to the realism because it was “now”. That being said, I don’t want real world advertising in my fantasy world game playing time. World building fake ads? Like frilly toothpicks, I’m for ‘em!
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.
Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.
I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯