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JackTea
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Cake day: May 24th, 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sexEnglish
1·3 days agoI dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.
JackTea@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sexEnglish
131·4 days agoI like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!”
Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”.
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out
But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use…real balls?

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.
It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.