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Professional developer and amateur gardener located near Atlanta, GA in the USA.

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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Don’t overthink the metaphor. These things are fragile and fall apart. The “door with a lock” is the “guarantee” (wink wink) that the operating system won’t let programs see memory they shouldn’t be allowed to. Putting your valuables in a safe instead of sitting in the floor would be encrypting the passwords in memory in the metaphor.

    Also, cyber security and physical security are very different. With cyber security you need to understand that there are orders of magnitude more people looking for simple problems. Like a criminal checking every door in the world automatically, just looking for ones that are unlocked. Someone not being a “target for master criminals” isn’t really applicable for this. Besides, that’s a critique of what level of security an individual should have, but pointing out the flaw in Edge is a critique of something that claims to be secure that isn’t.



  • Let me rant about sour cream. In America, land of the free, home of the brave, we measure things by volume. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why, I guess. When you need sour cream, you look at it and see “oz”, ahh, ounces, okay, so how many fluid ounces are in a cup? Alright, let me look that up and… Wait a second. That’s “oz” not “fl oz”. That’s the weight ounce, not the volume fluid ounces!

    It was at this point in the conversation that my wife got frustrated and said it was probably the same. To which I protest, no, it’s not, they’re different! To know how much volume is in this stupid container of sour cream I need to look up the fucking density of sour cream or just guesstimate based on if I think it’s gonna fit in a measuring cup or whatever. And you know they’re playing with shrink flation and that thing where your brain has trouble with certain shapes and thinks it’s bigger than it really is.

    So imagine my frustration when writing this post that I randomly decide to look up how much a fluid ounce of water weighs, because I think at one point that was brought up and I said we shouldn’t assume water and sour cream have the same density. But apparently a fluid ounce of water weighs 1.041 ounces. And also, apparently the density of sour cream is extremely close to water. According to this god-forsaken website it is 1.0125 ounces per fluid ounce.

    Screenshot of a horrible looking website. God have mercy on who sees this. Words cannot describe it. A cacophony of images overlaps grids. Through the chaos one can see that it is 8.1 oz/US cup

    SO IMAGINE HOW STUPID I FEEL THAT AFTER WRITING ALL THIS TO VENT ABOUT IT, THAT YES, IN FACT, AN OUNCE OF SOUR CREAM IS ABOUT A FLUID OUNCE.

    I hope this brought you joy.