I find it weird in general when people compliment things that i had nothing to do with. Like: nice tattoo. Thanks, i sat there for a bit and then it was done. I had a girlfriend who treated her car like she designed and build it herself. I even made a joke once where i said exactly that and je just cold heatedly said: she does that too. Like if someone would insult her car, she would take that very personally.

Easy, they call their cars something like renegade or maveric and some idiots pay 80k for that shitbox

Idk, if i were a trailer, that would sound like a fun challenge

Thank the God emperor i’m no heretic

We killed and starved all these weird red people and enslaved black people and you ruin that?

I feel like spotify does a similar thing. Even if you have premium, sometimes i just get random ads and it’s like oh no what a glitch in the system.

There are americans on the internet. What if they see a bad word or 3/4 of a boob?

Fuck porn is my favourite porn

Sometimes you’re at work and have to m’lady someone.

I’m often confused about people who make steam reviews. Do you get anything like ateam points for it? Some people write reviews for rpgs and have like an hour on it.

No thanks

This, ecxept the opposite

I haven’t watched 30 rock in close to 15 years, but i don’t think a week goes by where i don’t think to myself: are there any other black nerds or is it just you and urkel?

Epic narwhal bacon time

That’s literally why i can’t smoke as much weed anymore. I just start eating like there is no tomorrow. I was once in amsterdam and we smoked pretty much all day. There was a small carnival in the center and they had a food stand with waffles and one with burgers. I was so damn hungry that i ordered a burger and waffles while eating, rinse and repeat, i don’t know how often i did this, but the waffle guy was fascinated and concerned at the same time. And i was as well, i’m a 75kg lanky tall dude. It was very late and i went back to my hotel with both hands full of food. An hour later i had to go back because i thought i was starving. I legitimately thought i was gonna die.

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I once saw this in a smaller scale and it kinda blew me away. I had a friend who worked on construction for a small company with maybe 8 employees and their boss. He woked a lot. He made some good money, but not compared to the work they did. The boss took so much work all the time, that they sometimes worked from 6am untill 10pm. Saturdays as well. At some point he couldn’t pay them overtime, but promised to pay them asap. (And he did, but like 10 years later.) One saturday, we had some plans and i told him that i would pick him up at his workplace and we could go directly from there. When i picked him up his boss showed off his brand new mercedes AMG to his crew. And everyone was just talking about how cool his new car was, and he needs a car like that to pull his new huge boat. Literally no one was like: “waaaait a minute.”

In the last pandemic, we couldn’t get people to wear a mask sometimes without them losing their shit.

Why would i try that? That sounds stupid.

Building toothpick ikea houses seems mad to me.