Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
No, it’s real. It’s a greentext. It’s real ಠ_ಠ
Car? Why not another truck?
That makes a pretty hilarious pun, tbh.
“Orange juice, purple stuff… Sunny D Vodka! Thanks, mom!”
He was the son of Godzilla, after all.
“Dear God, he’s doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!”
Poppycock.
I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.
No, but I would relish throwing you in a blender.
Pretty sure he was counting on it. I sure as hell did it.
I once heard a nutritionist say it was better to give your kid an unsweetened cereal and a bowl of sugar and just let them go nuts, because the vast majority of kids aren’t going to spoon enough sugar on it to match what comes in the sweetened stuff. The equivalent of seven spoonfuls, if I remember right.
I don’t think you’re allowed to cook them.
The chef says to keep your damn regards out of the kitchen, he’s trying to cook.
What about them?
It’s a red bean matcha pizza and your focus is on the beans?
╭∩╮/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\╭∩╮
Edit: He hopes you can see it, because he’s doing it as hard as he can.
Columbo is the true golden god.