It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

“can you smell what the rock is cooking?”

“Ah, you’ve been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you’re watching. Roll Charisma save.”

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

Mobius strip tease

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.