Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

Those candies taste like shit :-|

I have one old Philips whatever they were called lamps that I can’t connect to home assistant. The rest I moved away from the bridge. I think I’ll just let go of that lamp.

Yeah. The sum they owe him should be a “whoops we fucked up badly, sorry. Take these 175k while we think about what you could have made if we didn’t. It’s just to get you started, there’ll be more next month.”

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 

I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
Don't refactor any of this! */

Hmmm, sardines…

That sum is way too low, way too late and way too uncertain. What a fucking shame. He should spend the rest of his life in luxury with every wish fulfilled without even thinking about it. What a fucking shame!

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.

Turn it off please, I don’t like.