I do that with gas, but everybody knows the .9 cents are implied.

Mr. Krabs

Then you have Bill Burr who walls up on stage to thundering applause and opens with “Settle down people! Let’s See if Im good first.”

Not posting this was free.

from before time camera phones.

One of the greatest…

Because others have gone out if their way not to be reliant on me specifically.

People never let me plan things, people treat me like a child, people always ask other to double check only my work, etc…

The worst thing is its a positive feed back loop. People think you’re dumb and don’t give you any opportunities, less opportunities means less experience, less experience means you appear less competent, being less competent makes people believe you’re dumb.

I always kind of judged comment sections quality by their ability to stay on topic. YouTube has been the absolute worst at this for at least the past 15 years. Test it yourself, go unto any YouTube video check the comments. By the second, sometimes even first reply to the top comment it turn into incoherent nonesense. This is not a new phenomenon, this has always been the case.

• Donuts are good
• Donuts are now a part of you
• You become better

Friend proceeds to get insanely rare drops that you haven’t even seen yourself

*internal screaming*

If God is good, they’ll have a thing for goth girls.

The rarest Pepe of them all.

I love the French saying “C’est la vie”.

Shuts down a lot of people nagging.

Thats a good one, also along the lines “In our dogs eyes we are the immortal elves.”

“Be like squirrel, girl, be like squirrel.”

The Expanse has so many memorable quotes.

• “You’re not that guy. I am that GUY.”
  - Amos
• “What is it you’re think you’re doing?” “WHATEVER I GOD DAMN LIKE.”
  - Avaserala answering to the council
• “You look like shit.” “You look amazing.”
  - Avaserala and Amos on Luna
• “I’m just gonna take my pet nuke for a walk.”
  - Miller on Ceres Station

“I’m a leaf in the wind.”

Said by Wash the pilot in the movie Serenity. I tend to whisper that to myself when things aren’t going my way and I need a reminder to just go with the flow.

Another one came to mind.

“Because he’s my man.”

From the series Legion on FX. The main female lead Sydney wanted to safe her boyfriend and others doubted her on her reasoning, since her boyfriend turned out to be a shady guy. When questioned “Why?” She gave that answer. I’ve never heard a female character be this positively possessive over her love interest before. Usually its the guy that saves the girl.

With women, bathroom talk. With the boys we always talk about shit and piss and crack each other up. But mention anything related to that around a girl, she’ll look at you as if you killed her dog.

Those human leather hats aren’t gonna make themselves.