The history of the battle of Hemmingstedt is very interesting, how an army of peasants decidedly repelled an army specialized in defeating peasant uprisings.

The guard had the battle cry “beware peasants, the guard is coming”. After their historic defeat the Dithmarsian peasants took that battle cry and made it their own “Wahr di Garr, der bur de kumt!” -‘Beware guard, the peasants are coming’, mocking the foreign invaders.

“Wahr di Garr, de bur de kumt!”

Like, you have higher survivability odds in the back of the plane

But when you’re sitting in the front during a crash the snack cart comes by one more time.

Covfefe? I think so.

Made myself some ham and mountain cheese panini sandwiches.

Eye of the tiger plays faintly from somewhere.

That’s load bearing grease, don’t worry about it.

ze button and launching ze nukes.

But I’m Le tired.

Have a nap, then FIRE ZE MISSILE!

that has happened due to enormous errors made by the organisers.

And the police.

Doesn’t matter if true or not, I choose to believe this now. Nobody ask for sources!

This account is not even 12 hours old and is writing wild comments. Most likely a troll Account, just block and move on.

My grandpa took issue with the seagulls harassing everything else in his backyard, so he bought a slingshot and shot them with grapes “They don’t get hurt by a squishy grape, they get scared and the pigeons are happy about the grapes”

You want a device that’s only available on Star Fleet ships as part of the crew and probably limited only to a subset of higher ranking members of the crew?

You can just rent a program at quarks?

You better not smoke it with 20+ open wounds in your mouth…

Also you could have clarified that you meant to say that both parties have the same stance on the issue, but no you had to also attack me as I can`t read your mind.

They probably did that on purpose - Motte-Bailey Fallacy

You know what, I think I don’t actually need a trolly comment police in my life so off to my block filter you gooooo!!! Byyyyeeee <3

You can come up with a better reaction than the AIs can, give it a shot sometime.

As expressly asked for by you, you ding dong.

Haha you’re stupid, do better

*Does better

Haha you actually tried

Troll

I am deeply sorry for expressing the inner response I had upon reading these holy texts. I long to better myself and only wish that some day I might cross unto the plane of higher understanding only true masters of eloquency like you can achieve, so that I might not flood the sacred halls of understanding and wisdom with my measly attempts at conveying a feeling that overcame me. One can just dream of reaching such a form of enlightened humanity to not dirty this truly intellectual exchange of minds with such a lowly response. My regrets at such blasphemy in the face of these holiest forms of pursuit for true knowledge is unbearable. My only hope is that I have not hindered the epiphanies surely to blossom out of the riddle of the mysterious white box on the wall. Were it not for enlightened minds like yours, the world would surely crumble and collapse into nothingness and we all are deeply thankful for your selfless and brave acts against the evils of this world.

I will now retreat to silence in order to chastise myself, so that I might come out of this shameful exhibition of my intellectual shortcomings as a better person.

Fuck you! upvotes

When gaming on the couch I just put a neck roll on my stomach and rest the deck on there.