“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”
And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.
“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”
And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.
“After careful consideration of your proposal, I will not be attending lunch with you last Friday.”
The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to meme on everyone else, and nobody was going to meme on them…. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
I call this visual artistry, “The Birth of X.”
Basic compassion seems like such a foreign thing in late stage capitalism, but there is still goodness all around us. It’s important not to lose sight of that.
Wanting to be out and loud to make others feel safe to do so is 100% non-toxic masculinity. Being strong and using your strength to help others is an uplifting masculine trait. The protector of the tribe.
Rollins has been a spokesman for non-toxic masculinity since before that phrase entered the lexicon.
As the great war hero, Neville Chamberlain, once said, “The Nazis are perfectly reasonable people. Just give them 90% of everything they want, and we can all be friends. They promised they would only do a little genocide on the weekends. No big deal.”
Space Cadet: From Visionary to Village Idiot
I know it’s bad for me, but I can’t resist a nice smoke enema after a long butt chug.
Remember kids, with a little hard work and a lot of luck gambling, you too can be a successful capitalist.
The BP Heat Spill has a great ring to it.
Like most parasites, landlords have developed a resistance to poison. Be sure to double the dose just in case.
Makes sense. Otherwise, the flight attendants end up having to ask for volunteers to play musical chairs to make sure they have a place to sit together.
It is the Year of our Lord two thousand twenty-four, and people are still using Elon’s dumpster fire of a pro-Nazi website. Why?
LBJ: Let’s spread a rumor that he’s a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig…
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
I like doing as much work as possible on days like this, because there’s no bullshit distracting you. I’ve gotten 90% of the shit I was going to do from next Monday to Wednesday done today, because I didn’t have to stop what I was doing every 15 minutes to deal with random horseshit.
The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.