Bravo, motherfucker :D

Dude you need a new bank, or credit union, or GameStop.

An insufficient funds fee!?! Fuck me, America.

I’ve seen you around Lemmy for a little while now. Why do you insist on referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

Couldn’t

Part of my job (fibre project engineer) is to oversee the building of fibre optic spine cables. Think of an 864 fibre cable snaking it’s way through town with various drop off nodes for local access networks to be built.

I also oversee the termination of the cable in the exchange, and the testing of the spine to make sure it’s within loss limits and that the right fibres are going to the right nodes.

I will often put a minor fault on in the exchange to see if the guys doing the testing pick up on the issue and report it back to me. Maybe a slightly dislodged connector, or fibre 275 crossed with fibre 276, for example.

Most of the time, the guys doing the testing will pickup on the issue and resolve it report it back to me. If it doesn’t get picked up on, I’ll make sure I keep a closer eye on the build crew.

He turtley did

You’ll Never Work Again

Well, it’s better than nothing.

Do any of those things have redeeming qualities?

Do it for Yorkshire Tea

D2, B

Meh, I’m English and believe in the unification of Ireland.

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Doing the jobs real Americans don’t want.

I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

They’re

Yep. Look after your teeth folks.

Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy’s underwear drawer?

We need answers.