I can believe QA didn’t find that issue with a 7 month long soak test

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

You just did, it was demons all along

Planet of the Dogs, maybe?

Meat Waves sounds like a microwave meal brand that’s just a slab of lumpy unspecified meat.

Cocaine and Pepsi does have a Rum and Coke vibe

Very pedantic for a neanderthal

This is how one outs themselves as a teenager these days huh?

Found the Buisness major

This quote gives confirmation he is indeed a Project Manager.

Aw man, that’s where I’m going wrong. I didn’t realise I had to slip into a coma to feel well rested.

I had an original PlayStation (pictured) and I don’t remember it being a gargantuan monstrosity that was taller than the average beer bottle.

Those beer bottles must be tiny

Pfft, just give us stats that improve by doing the thing (eg. agility that improves by jumping around and visibly improves jump height every time it increases). I’d rather that nuance over a block of text with a witty name that gives a massive instant boon. Tangibility is right, but the numbers aren’t the boring part.

Peak monetisation. Don’t let them even see the article [copied from another website and run through ChatGPT] until they fork over the entrance fee.

Thst doesn’t seem handy at all!

So that’s what toxic masculinity means

This is basically beans and sausages on toast

Looks like the lyrics to a 90s eurobeat song

Power Glove and Mouse obviously