Dumptruck ass is an upside.

But the pants thing is real. I got a nice pair of jeans and outgrew them in like 8 months.

I’m buying as much as I can second hand now because I’ve not even reached my final form.

I got into lifting. Which got me into fashion because I needed a whole new wardrobe once my clothes became too small for me.

Irritable eggs

• uBlock Origin
• Pi-hole
• Sponsorblock on Youtube
• Deface billboards
• Mercilessly mock and bully your cousin who’s in “digital strategy”

Congrats you’re dumber than AI

Dang. Here in Canada there was a sale for $5.25 USD for 30.

Outside of the USA, many people can afford eggs. Don’t generalize from a shithole country.

Lactose is my lover who turned toxic but who I can’t cut out of my life. Every now and again I send em a “u up”, we reconnect, I end up with my asshole hurting. Wait am I still talking about lactose?