When out eating and drinking, my preference is to go and order food and drink at the counter/bar, rather than install some app or give a website all my personal information before I can order.

Day drinking

From what you’ve described it seems their main concern was you not getting pregnant.
As to whether it was the best strategy, depends on their beliefs and what other options you and your boyfriend had.

You can get a lifetime subscription now, next year ‘we have reviewed customer choices and will be discontinuing the lifetime subscription’, so they can continue to milk their customers

That’s not the cup, as it says on it the brand is Yeti. I have one, it is larger than average but not anything like 1.5L.
Here it is:
https://au.yeti.com/products/rambler-14-oz-2-0-414-ml-mug?variant=41262301053062

14oz / 414ml

I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

“Stop putting this symbol everywhere”
Proceeds to put posters with the three of the symbols on it everywhere

True

How do you know someone is Vegan?
They tell you.

I was at the cricket and there were two guys sitting nearby. One threw something like a jaffa (solid choclate with a hard shell) into the crowd in front and hit someone. A dick move but unlikely to do any lasting damage. A security guard and then police officer got involved, said he threw a golf ball or something along those lines (similar but worse). He accurately said he didn’t but got thrown out anyway.

His friend sat there for a few minutes then tried to start a Mexican wave. He didn’t the first few tries but was determined and eventually got one going. I didn’t realise until the wave had done a lap of the cricket ground, but during this time he had filled his hand with as much sunscreen as he could, then as it went past he splattered it all over the back of the security guards hair and back before disappearing into the crowd.

Most of the 40,000 people who took part in the Mexican wave had no idea what they were just a part of.

See Budapest Memorandum

Google. Do no evil

And when not, kablammo?!

Relevant XKCD

It’s pronounced GIF

Generally more money to enjoy life too

And any remaining time on the cooking timer should automatically clear after say 10 minutes. Too many people that love leaving a few seconds remaining when retrieving their food. Then the remaining time stays there forever until someone comes along and clears it.

It has long been the case, that if you confuse a Canadian for an American they are offended, but if you confuse an American for a Canadian they don’t mind.

Imagine how many hours could have been put to more productive use, if making clothes flat never became a thing.

For written format that is ideal but when talking about a date, say in two weeks time, saying the year is redundant.