Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
I’m ugly so I can’t complain.

Dude. Get a life.

Me too!

One point twenty one gigawatts?!

Bill me later.

What if you’re an adult but you just strap naked minors to your body?

Wait, no that would raise other issues I suppose.

Boomer humor. Your post. It’s humor for dimwitted old “baby boomers” who don’t understand that it’s better to use both lanes for as long as possible and then zipper merge.

Well, the U does stand for universal.

When I was a computer repair tech, I had a customer come because their USB keyboard wasn’t working.

They had the USB-A plug jammed diagonally into the RJ45 port.

Mind you, this was back when USB was still new and pretty obscure, but still. The rectangle goes in… the square hole?

Studies have shown that at least half of all homosexual are gay.

Agreed. Nine is too much silly nose stuff.

To help tell the front from the back in the dark.

They do love their pipelines of black liquids in Texas.

Cones of Dunshire. It’s too complicated.

My kid is 9. He loves street racing games. NFS:Heat is his current favorite, but occasionally he likes to play the “classic” NFS:Most Wanted

I use Infuse for that. Works great.

My kid is getting old enough to enjoy PC gaming and I want build a gaming machine for him. But alas. He will have to just enjoy my aging PS4 instead.

Can’t Kickstarter just find another payment processor?

Devo’s cover of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction.”

Holy shit I could not disagree with you more. Tears for Fears’ original version is far superior to any cover I’ve heard, including and especially Gary Jules.
You’re welcome to your opinion but wow I can’t stress enough how much I hate it.