I am. I am obessed with you. That’s why.

This is a shit post, of a post with shit on it, in a shitposting sub. How dare you.

Hmm i might be thinking of ligroin

Hey fuck you thats my daughter

No this is

Just needs a sick beatbox beat “boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”

Hey OwbidCatob this is Jenny from HR, can you quickly jump on teams so we can have a chat about what you just posted?

I thought i clogged the toilet at the police headquarters in Brisbane when i was doing my entrance exam. The water rose almost up to the seat and i was freaking out. The water just stayed there and I thought “this is it, i’m fucked, what do i do, who do i go to, what do i say” - and then it just randomly went down and everything was fine.

Oh you mean benzin?

Nope, I’m still pissed off at Ridley Scott’s Napoleon for changing things historically. It was a fun movie and really entertaining but it pissed me off so I couldn’t fully enjoy it.

I’m assuming this movie will be the same, so I’ll pass until I learn to let things go

…you got me :(

Pissing in the sink! Classic move

At least you said mum. I said full blown “mummy” once to the teacher and the social fall out was heavy

Yes, every marketing meeting I have.

For me it’s like being the only non-beleiver at the cult. Everything they say is so cringey, yet you have to smile and laugh because everyone else drank the koolaid. It makes me wanna crawl out of my skin. Maybe its coz im also the only introvert in a room full of extroverts, but those social interactions make me think maybe i dont belong in this world if these people seem to be the normal ones.

Its always just a fleeting thought though, im assuming like yours

What did you want to ask?

This is so real it’s not even funny