Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Watch Mr. Show, Tom Kenny was just as versatile and ubiquitous on that. Plus you can see one of the Jan 6 Traitors before he was certifiably insane!

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

It’s believable if it’s set in winter somewhere cold. Otherwise yeah, if it hasn’t been established that the car does that sometimes, it’s bs. And if that has been established, it’s pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing.

You’re describing users without basic knowledge.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

I’m playing a lot of pinball, but that really hasn’t changed.

This is pretty big news, I would think it would be relevant in way more than just one article, time to do some updating.

Yeah, I have to be facing him to start, but he often ends up behind me at some point in the night.

Hush puppies? Not really a main dish, but idk.

Yeah, that’s the quintessential dad joke, which they spun to match the monster theme.

“Suspension of plot or conclusion” are not really “things” at all, much less defining characteristics of humor. You just don’t get it, and that’s ok! It doesn’t make you less than or anything.

Dead/dad

Edit: “good-bite” is a pun too

It’s a lot crunchier than liquid, but ideally no, not very.

Oh for sure, they don’t even flash unless you have one with the emergency mode.

It’s funny because you don’t expect kids to want there to be monsters under their beds. Typically, or rather trope-ically, children ask their parents to make sure there are no monsters under their beds and at first it would appear the same is true here. However, the child and parent themselves appear ghoulish, and when it’s revealed that there is in fact a monster under the bed, ostensibly the father as it is similarly ghoulish and tells a pretty decent double-layer dad joke, the child is relieved. It’s irony! And puns. And just good Halloween vibes, which I admit aren’t inherently humorous. But I’d argue they are almost always inherently light-hearted. I give it 9/10, especially compared to a lot of the shit I see posted around here.

It’s called a flashlight, or a “torch” in more primitive parts of the world…jk UK, love you crazy kooks.