As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old “well I’ve had a good night but maybe we’re better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow” parting?

Fancy new Wet Ass Filter

Yeah nah. Fuck you.

For context, this is worth a watch for some post Unreal and pre-GoW Epic MegaGames, and CliffyB’s autobiography is worth a read too.

I used to like Tim Sweeney. A guy who rewarded hard work and loyalty, and when a big paycheque guaranteed the company’s future.

Now, it’s just a content stripping studio that fucks over any notion of creativity or loyalty. Fortnite - a really decent shooter at it’s core - is just awash with lazy crossover MTX now, and I’m still fucking salty about how Save The World was left to die even when Battle Royale was bringing in megabucks.

To add insult to injury, there’s a trove of early MegaGames titles begging for a 3D entry, or even just another decent Unreal game that could make the world forget about HL3 for five minutes.

Fuck you Epic. There’s enough money and ideas to go around. They’re just not staying in the company and going into greedy bastard’s pockets.

I think I’d just disappoint both, but faster

That’s outstanding! Fantastic effort!

Even if I did, I don’t think I’ve got the physical or mental ability to disappoint two women at once!!

That’s a Pearl Abyss and a half

fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

well technically you don’t gotta

It’s just very helpful for things like mortgages and bills and stuff.

iShouldNotHaveSaidThat

NoFilter

AITW or AmITheWeirdo

ShouldHaveStoppedTalkingHalfHourAgo

WhyAreYouLikeThis

NonSequitur

…I will admit to having not checked any of these for availability on any instance, nor do I suggest any that are better than others or even if they’re good at all!

Ordinarily i’d agree with you but I’ve neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!

It’ll naturally find a home soon though 😊

Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of “what the fuck” questions that aren’t quite ShowerThoughts material.

I appreciate you man.

I didn’t think it would take as long as it did. We’re a dying breed!

Terminally online folk in the 2000s: “do you have stairs in your house?”

“awiiight geezah, go an do me a favour lad, pair this fackin radio to the old dog and bone, yeah? Don’t mug me off with that passcode shit, just fackin work yeah? Brilliant cheers driver, ta-ra fella”

A doppelganger, if you will!

It is happening again

I meant, they’re not mutually exclusive after all!

All fourteen seconds of it, anyway.

Ten of those seconds are apologising, too.

“dey tuk eeeurrr propereeershuns!”

Looks like the producer entered the Big Head mode cheat.