Can’t have sex with it either.

Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.

They didn’t give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

But that bumper sticker…

It’s not shitty, out of control weeds, babe. It’s a Japanese Micro Forest. Get with it.

In my country, console plays you!

BAM! Herpes