Cripple. History Major. Vaguely left-wing.
Pegging is anal penetration via strap-on
“Sliding into your DMs (direct messages)” is a term meaning “to message someone” usually with the implication of flirtatiousness or the like.
A Dungeon Master, one who runs a game of Dungeons and Dragons, is often called a DM.
Thus ‘sliding into your DMs’ also fits pegging a dungeon master.
I’ve never scratched a digital game too hard to play.
GoG offline installers, my love
Patience consists of wanting to be bored by repetitive and constantly-demanded actions while involved in a recreational activity?
And here I thought I just had my priorities straight.
What about people who don’t like swapping into the menu to get the iron boots on and off every ten seconds
“It’s tedious and I want it to end”?
Hence why she’s elderly.
“So you’re saying there’s a chance”
Well, better than the other kind of racism I see modders indulging in.
Hair dye actually has a long history.
Magik
“Bro watch this”
[everyone in the room dies horribly over the course of several days]
Just a flesh wound
A wizard whose primary job was at a (magical) Whitesmith’s guild. He etched his spells onto sheets of metal, inlaid his armor, and constantly talked about how guilds were part of a functioning society, unlike those peasants and lords, and definitely not a bunch of monopolistic corporation-cum-ruthless-gangs and how it was definitely just a coincidence that the son of the previous ruler was always elected in their city.
WASTE NOT
“Mind if I have a bite? Always wondered.”
Garlic
Garlics
Garlic^3
You know how mythology often has creatures acting according to arcane, often senseless, and incomprehensible but utterly unyielding rules?
… you might be onto something here.
Geese.
I still pronounce it like that.
I mean, most of the classic cartoons have it as very give-and-take. Tom is more often the loser, because a mouse is the underdog and a mouse winning is generally funnier, but it’s not usually assigned a moral component.
I know all about Europe. It’s that country over the sea with all the stars on their flag and the royalty.
Well I’ve never done it on PURPOSE. But a lot of little scratches add up over time.