Damn, I need to up my opening line game if this is what I’m competing with, smh, sapphics OP, pls nerf

No no, you’re completely correct

Explanation: Turkiye and Greece, longtime rivals in the region and both with no shortage of offenses against one another to fuel the feud, both joined NATO, a military alliance, in 1952.

… they still don’t really get along all that well.

Engage with communities here. The politics and tech communities are lively enough, but niche communities are lacking. Give people a reason to come here who aren’t politics/tech junkies.

Same. I was told “It’s nothing like the other MCU movies, you’ll love it!”, and I watched it and… it’s probably the best MCU movie I’ve seen, but still very MCU.

Okay, but how do you live like that

Not mine, just a pic I found online

Cats, I think.

Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.

Reverse image search led me here

Decimals are the devil’s work.

I’m not sure it works on me. Not because I’m some super human resistant to advertising (I’m not) but because I’m so bad at math that when they start asking me about anything involving small change I tune out and overestimate by 50% rounded into nice whole numbers.

“This is 19.99”

“Okay so it’s basically 30$.”

It gives me nice surprises sometimes when I get my receipt.

“Time to hit up the citations”

Two 500mg tablets of acetaminophen please, thank you

-A Certified American

Same.

I’m tired of being nice and I haven’t even started.

As if I would mind being killed by a cute Mongol horse archer girl

Amongst others, but yeah, fuck Wilson.

That’d be neat as hell to have in the family tree!

Harris has been a nonentity for so long that I must confess I have little idea of what she’s like, other than gruesome towards her staff. Is she incapable of self-reflection, Hillary Clinton style, or just possessing terrible political instincts?