True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

Look, I’m still used to having to explain shit Barney style for reddit. I forgot that smart people don’t understand high-level idiocy.

Context: this happened, Israel is wack