I loved that show, and this was probably the best bit from it.

Unicron. Not to be confused with Unicorn.

It’s time to make some bruises, it’s time to make some welts. It’s time to get things started as I’m taking off my belt.

I mean, I’ve seen this meme about Ferengis, so there’s that.

I’ve never used your $20 Luxe bidet to know the difference, but I’m going to assume it doesn’t have a heated seat, heated water, variable pressure settings, massage settings, and an enema setting. If those features don’t interest you, then nothing at all makes it better. Use what you like. My wife just really loves the heated seat in the winter time.

I own a BioBidet 2000. My friend Brian has one at his house and he convinced me to just try it. I did. And then I ordered one for myself before I left the bathroom.

Trans rights are women’s rights.

Trans rights are men’s rights.

Trans rights are human rights.

If you believe otherwise, you’re doing nothing less than questioning the basic humanity of Trans people. And you can fuck right off.