I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Dril and XKCD, together at last.

Eng-rage-ment.

It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

“Please do not attempt sex. As years of exposure to TV radiation have left your genitals shrivelled and useless.”

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

I am part of the Power Droid Posse.

Gonk-gonk

I just wanted to watch Honk if You’re Horny in peace!

Be nice. Until it’s time… to not be nice.

Underrated game.

Previous record holder… Tommy Tallarico.

You gotta start posting the games.

In case you were wondering, it’s because they named the color after the fruit.

Quicksand.

Market pathing… hated those guys when I worked night stock.

Are you vertical?