What am I looking at here??

*shitter

Home alone with mom…

Yup, internet has ruined me.

Like a vacuum!!

“W” is 2 in French.

Ugh. You just reminded me of his whiny fucking voice. Just ruined my Christmas.

Lol no thanks

Why do you keep saying it like that?!

Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.

I’ve always been curious about foursomes.

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

What’s a “Redditor?” Someone who wants to make everything red??

Change that up with steak or pizza and I’d probably do the same thing.

I was going to ask what the deal was, but Nevermind.

Miniscule fine incoming…

Would wet cloth and baking soda work?

Uh…my friend doesn’t get it.

I don’t understand the formula, but I understand Mr. Bean. +1

She’s probably already pregnant from her youth pastor.

Why, oh why didn’t they build 27 lanes?!?