The Youths (20-somethings) at work have a new 3d printer, and were explaining how they were using the printer to print additional parts for the printer, so I said “oh, like downloading Limewire pro” and the blank looks made me feel so old.

I always found it pretty easy - just start speaking french with an English accent and they’ll start speaking English just to make you stop.

I believe that men wearing shorts/trousers and women wearing skirts/dresses is abhorrent and a crime against basic logic.

Quite simply, skirts are for people with testicles. They’re kept outside the body in a special climate controlled sack that’s kept at a lower temperature than the body. Skirts and dresses allow airflow in the groin area, assisting this process.
Conversely, shorts and trousers restrict and insulate the groin, perfect for people who don’t have to worry about keeping their genitals cool.

I don’t care if the hegemonic gender paradigm disagrees, it’s categorically incorrect.

The problem with pissing all over Thatcher’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss.