I’d like to see a fully fleshed out game of Cyvasse (GoT chess) or Sava from Forgotten Realms. I actually wrote down about ten pages of a half-assed attempt at Sava, years ago.

In both cases they’re borrowing the “Chess players are smart” trope. I don’t mind the trope itself, but I want to be able to follow along, and not just have them make random bullshit moves.

My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.

Check the fuel filter. Maybe you got some bad gas, or you let your dog shit in the neighbor’s yard and he put dirt in your gas tank to retaliate.

Apparently, when my youngest brother was dating his Catholic wife, she let him Fuck Her in the Ass for Jesus.

My gf and I have been doing this for more than 20 years.

Maybe that’s why they used to call it “hydrophobia”.

I moved from Nebraska to North Carolina 20 years ago and still haven’t adjusted to the nasty taste of chlorinated water. I guess it’s better than getting cholera or e. coli.

I once visited Wilmington N.C. in the “off” season (half the price for hotels) and the water was really fucking bad. Not just chlorinated, but sulfurous. Even showering in it felt like it left a kind of residue on your skin.

Having been a 2nd and 3rd shifter most of my adult life, I miss going shopping in the middle of the night when hardly anyone was there.

Oh, I did not know that, thank you.

Yojimbo which apparently was the basis for Last Man Standing.

The Hairdresser’s Husband, a French movie I saw @25 years ago when Bravo was still doing artsy-fartsy instead of brain-rot. I took 4 years of French in H.S., but I don’t claim to be fluent.

The brain-dead assholes in Raleigh at ABC 11 decided to preempt Jeopardy to show all the dumb asses freezing said asses off to watch the fireworks. I know I’m a grumpy old man, but for fuck’s sake, who’s gonna watch fireworks for 5 fucking hours? Standing in the fucking cold, no less! Lucky for me I live close enough to Greensboro to catch it on their CBS affiliate at 7:30.

Don’t forget Pope Benedict was in the Hitler Youth.

I think Bill Burr said that if you’re not a rapist, then you’re an incel. If you ask for sex, and she says no, and you go jerk off instead of taking it by force, you are then, in fact involuntarily celibate.

P.S.:I’m still kinda pissed at him for taking the Saudi gig.

I miss cars that would last for 30 years more than choice of color.

I finally tried it once a few years ago, and it was good, but if I’m buying, it’s gotta be pepperoni, shrooms and green pepper.

I actually worked with someone named Richard Glick.

My psycho ex-wife would dip 'Nilla Wafers in that shit.

How the hell have I not seen this before? Reggie Watts is the man!

“Keto friendly”. There’s a guy on YouTube who shows the effects of different foods on his blood sugar, and one brand of supposedly “keto” tortillas had almost the same effect as white bread.