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This made my night. What a well-written and kind product

“If someone tries to steal your ukelele, let them take it!”

Or direct those players to a table of equally horny adventurers and everybody’s happy 😎

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, eh?

Ok boomer

Absolutely not. Women are people the same way men are. We ask stupid questions that we didn’t think through purely out of curiosity, and then realize how rude it was on the drive home just like you do.

She may be, but if she is, that’s a godawful opener. I have 0 rizz but something like ‘I like your shoes’ or w/e is never hard to pull.

True management material