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As a Texan, I can absolutely attest to this
As a Texan, I can absolutely attest to this
Came to say this. That dub is hilarious.
Also Ghost in the Shell is my favorite.
I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.
Machine maintenance / Macgyver. We make air filters and I have to make sure the machines that make them are running.
I also do any other random jobs. Currently I’m creating a simple webpage to submit machine issues that get sent to a Google sheet and an email sent out.
I also machine metal replacement parts. Of course I make any personal projects I want to as well.
This is why I use a trackball mouse when on the couch.
Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka
I get fucked in the ass by enough things, I don’t need to Nazi’s doing it too
Oak tree. Destroys slabs like no other.
Desktop for gaming or any intense programs, laptop for studying and other browsing I want to do on the couch, phone I use for most chatting at work and with family and friends and looking things up on the go and doom scrolling. Also, phone has lots of audio books
Did way too many drugs and dropped out
11 years sober and hoping to graduate this semester
Dr Manhattan’s power, floppin dong and all
Mine almost looks that good
If the nipple is the part of the female boob that can’t be exposed, does that mean if the nipple is removed and not replaced, they can walk around topless?
Also, wouldn’t that tattoo on his leg also become taboo? If not, then a tattooed nipple on the boob would also be acceptable to show.
I work 3-11pm. That’s literally my sleep schedule and I love it. My only complaint is after COVID, nothing is open past midnight or 24/7
Red Lights or Leaves of Grass.
I’ve had 2 different women claim to be pregnant. One even sent a pic of a pregnancy test (which was the second pic on Google image search).
This is pretty fucked up.
Semi related: I’m studying for a Linux certification and at the end of each chapter they have 10 practice questions with answers in the back of the book. Almost every time, the explanations of the answers get shorter until there’s basically just the answer by question 10. It feels like they just got tired of working
Las Vegas doesn’t give a fuck how drunk you are to enter the airport. Literally had to guide and push my drunk coworker through TSA. I’m not sure if he even remembers getting on the plane.
I met my wife on Tinder about that long ago. Maybe a little longer. We’re getting a very amicable divorce since we both grew apart, but yea, it worked.
The title is a bit misleading. They didn’t hire an FBI agent. They hired a retired FBI agent. I feel that is a pretty crucial difference