Sunschein

That’s so funny

[most people won’t know this is a Scrubs deep cut]

Sorry, but I prefer this to winter days where I don’t see the sun at all because it’s only up while I’m at work.

I mean, sure, but it’s like pulling the WotC mask off a Scooby Doo villain.

A potoo?

So, are they still hooking up?

I don’t think it’s rude. It’s a favor, after all, not expected behavior.

I almost always respond with, “depends on the favor.” They could be asking for you to take their picture; they could be asking for $1000 for their MLM. I’m not signing a blank check by answering “yes”.

Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can’t stop calling them fossil fuels.

I knew it was too good to be true when she said she was starting to feel me. No es perfecto 😣

I think it speaks to his style of arguing. He doesn’t commit to anything, so he can’t be caught in the wrong on anything. He’s free to take pot shots at his opponents while never giving them an opportunity to hold him accountable for his wrongheaded BS.

It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.

No nead to frake out about it.

Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.

“AS overwhelmed”

Damn, even in my fantasies I’m still overwhelmed by stress at least a little.