“haha jokes on you i was only pretending to be annoying!”

a shot glass

it’s basically just a fancy way of saying “hey god could i maybe not die in the near future?”

i’m here today to announce that i’m jogging for mayor

this is such a violently alcoholic statement

we do have a solution, it’s called treating people like people and telling them to fuck off when they misbehave, and if moderators don’t stop misbehaving then you move.

i feel like every time people complain about things being bad and oh so difficult to solve there’s a blitheringly obvious social solution that has been used for millions of years that is for some reason being ignored

there is a decentralized reddit clone, it’s called lemmy lmao

being decentralized doesn’t mean you have no moderation

gotta make sure to punch yourself in the face as you’re about to hit the ground, to give yourself some i-frames and thus cheekily negate the fall damage.

or just outright parry the ground approaching you, dealing massive damage to the planet and even giving you some health back

trans men are cheating because they still consider them women, and women aren’t allowed to be good at sports.

it somehow always manages to boil down to misogyny with these people

64% of icelanders live in the capital region, which is like two thirds of the US living in maine

i’d say you can be atheist and believe in ghosts/spirits, that’s pretty different from divine beings

the core thing about divinity is power, power to do things or power to have done things in the past or future. spirits and ghosts generally have power comparable to living people, so the lack of obvious evidence for their existence isn’t anywhere near as big of an issue as with deities capable of altering the fabric of reality.

it’s not that incongrous that we’d fail to notice things that can barely interact with us, but an explicitly omnipotent and omniscient god? they can damn well write “hey ho here i am!” in the clouds.

neurodivergence is seeing a boom in diagnoses because we now actually fucking diagnose neurodivergence instead of going “yeah the kid’s a retard dump em in the bin”

free? people should be paid to get an education

tf2 was a documentary all along

there is one extremely important thing to teach: pull the skin taut

so long as the skin is taut you’re way way less likely to cut yourself

holy shit the usb-to-AC cable is real

people are expected to teach their kids to wash under the foreskin, and some people apparently think it’s just dandy to perform genital mutilation on their children, so no: teaching them to shave doesn’t register on the weirdness scale.

helmets provide a flat +5 armor value, if you wear 10 helmets you are impervious to most forms of damage.

and, most importantly, not a single junction that isn’t just a fucking intersection with traffic signals, which utterly cripples throughput and makes everyone want to die.

if they turned the major intersections into roundabouts, and reduced all roads to 1 lane per direction i’ll eat my shoe if traffic wouldn’t become way better.

this is the real reason no dutch people wear a helmet, the government is controlled by the hair styling industry