The Joker needs to get paid somehow, in the King’s court.

…wait a minute…

It has to do with Verb Tense.

In your example, “I thought he died,” that would mean you thought he had died in the past.

“I thought he was dead” would mean that you thought he had died recently or in this situation, in the present time.

🚶🏞️🌞🌕, 🚶‍♀️👁️🩸🌕🐺, 🚶‍♀️🐺🏃🚶, 🐺🦷🩸🩸, 🚶‍♀️🐺🚶🐺🏃🩸🌕, 🍂🌄 👮👀🩸👣👮💩👖

Man and woman fall in love ?while one of them was getting a picture framed?, the dude takes a picture of his dick !missing emoji!, she loves the dick pic, the got out, the fly to where the picture was captured to recreate it, they fall even deeper in love while on vacation, she gives him a handjob and get’s all hot and heavy from it, while he puts a finger in her but and licks her pussy, he proposes to her, they the fall deeply inlove.

This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.

*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)

So, how does one get off the Struggle Bus? Asking for my 6 billion acquaintances.

I have a strong feeling this will serve as a strong reminder for everyone to check their dryer load, either for those who started it today or those who will start it tomorrow. Thank you.

Here’s the closest I could get to a meme template.

I love this format so much. It has a lot of potential.

It’s the drink that drinks like a meme.

I understand your perspective and agree that it would be best to do the following.

But you gotta understand how it feels for most Millennials.

What’s not included in this meme are: USA’s Unjustified involvement in two Middle East countries with our armed forces and bombs, 1 Trillion dollars collectively “spent” on those two involvements, “Resurfacing” of mass racism, Mass false news/information, The never ending inflation of everything, and the lie that if we all went to college and got a degree, that everything would be alright later on. (Let me know if I missed any.)

So yes, giving up hope is not wise. But nor is letting us live our lives as if this isn’t some of the most corrupt, asinine, ‘fight amongst yourselves while we the ultra rich keep taking from you in any way we can,’ period of time.

Infinite money hack discovered

It’s all fun and games, until you shart your pants.

What fantasy land did you find such a creature from!?

Gather around children. u/bjoern_tantau is going to tell us of one of the mighty Wikipedia Edit Wars.