Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine
Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine
This guy pisses in plants
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
It’s yeast production on your dogs skin 🥰🐕
It’s weird when you see a random picture on the internet… And you know exactly where that photo was taken as you’ve been there before.
This one is one of those for me
Cabazon California… Just outside of the Palm Springs area.
About 1.5 hours SE of Los Angeles
Pro-tip: if you choose to wipe your ass with babywipes/gendered moist towellets… Don’t flush them.
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I base the joke quality on how much of a groan my wife makes…
This one is pretty damn good lmao
My country got rid of the penny 😔
Congrats on being the minority opinion 🎉
Majority white, with a chunk of Hispanic and a small dash of Asian and African…
Is the US really the “most diverse”? Seems like Canada has a better mix or even somewhere in Europe?
I’m just sitting here wondering how tf they did this…
Did they put it in a bending brake?
It actually fixed a game breaking crash on Xbox so I’m not gonna complain.
I’m just happy to have the wasteland back
Kinda somehow trained my dogs to expertly remove socks from feet… Started as a puppy with an interest in toe biting, decided to try to mould it into something positive. Lots of "OWW"s later, she will delicately nibble the tip of your sock to seperate a bit of fabric from the toe, then grab on, and tug straight backwards (you gotta point your toe to help her out) and voila! Sock removed.
Thought it was dumb but 7 years later, my pregnant wife thinks it’s the fucking bees knees
Is… is this supposed to be a meme?
Alternatively…
Send those dice to the WALL