Good! Now Northern Rail Fail can have a score showing how badly they perform.

And come on Andy, take over these rail lines already and roll them into Bee Network.

They don’t call them “Serving Suggestions” because they’re mandatory, they call them that because they’re a challenge.

This is particularly American sensibility about not drinking alcohol casually around children. It’s very strange. In the UK and Europe, if a kid is having a birthday party at their house it’s completely normal for the adults to be having a casual beer or wine and socialising whilst the children play, obviously not drinking to get drunk and within the legal limits for the driver.

Our chief kink is suprise!

Ni!

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

Ea-nāṣir: “Ah a complaint! Another fine addition to my collection.”

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

Your MBE is in the post and will arrive in 2-3 business days.

Spoken like someone who hasn’t had a good roast dinner or cottage pie.

“Why don’t we use the word accident again?”

“Because accident implies there’s no-one to blame.”

Sir, this is a BBC article.

The slightly misshapen head and facial features from fetal alcohol syndrome.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

It’s ok.

You took action to remedy the immediate problem. That’s a huge step.

Now you’re grieving for the current state and how it could have gotten this bad. It’s ok to cry and accept that your past self made mistakes, when you’re able to you should forgive your past self. Take as long as you need to do that.

What comes next is getting to your feet and just fix it up a little. Doesn’t have to be a lot and it won’t all get done overnight. All that’s needed is just 1% everyday. It’s ok to take a break, it’s ok to go slower, but a little progress everyday and you’ll get there.

You Linux users sure are a contentious people.

Depends if the current british owners are emotionally abusing their nephew by keeping him there.

Ah Knights Tale, good film.

The Mail has less utility than toilet paper.

The Akira Slide.

(Chef’s kiss)

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!