That’s a mighty fine line to walk 🧐

New prequel chapters are being written

This is true, but that doesn’t mean retribution has no place. As a tool of terror, it can be quite effective. As a way to disrupt their ability to harm us, it can also be effective.

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I hope Santa delivers bombs down certain people’s chimneys 🙏

America’s “protectors” hard at work

All the good things in life!

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But it’s almost perfectly safe so long as you avoid the fan 😁👍

It’s more like: “The air is so hot that sweating is basically useless!”

I heard it might be because of my latex allergy. Apparently allergies can generalize and get worse over time (｡╯︵╰｡)

Hera creating permanent star clusters in the sky for all to see every time she spills her breastmilk:

Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?

Not quite right. How about:

Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?

Closer, but what about:

Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?

Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don’t care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.

It’s inaccurate in relation to how much a 43 month waitlist problem would cost in the US. Unless you’re seeking care that has been politicized, the US costs should have a couple zeros added to be a comparable exaggeration. Costs in this country seem like they should be a joke, but shit is really that expensive.

Either a bit above freezing, or a bit above human body temperature.

At least it couldn’t be Kelvin. Kelvin doesn’t use degrees.

I’m between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-

This is why you use a hacksaw; preferably between the fans to minimize issues

It took time for him to get used to her