SNLs take on the grouch origin story

Nope. Unfortunately, like so many other things related to US elections, it’s a patchwork that varies by state.

To those giving you shit about cutting horrible people out of your life and saying you need to go visit…

Bullshit. Fuck that noise. I have family that I’ve cut out as well (although, luckily, not my parents). I’m 100% open to them rejoining my life, but their hatred for others is stronger than their love for me, and I won’t allow them back until that changes. Spoiler alert: it probably never will, because there’s no love like Christian “love”.

“Agree to disagree” is reserved for things like “I don’t like coffee.” Not racism, homophobia, and sexism. Not human rights. Not basic common decency. If I unfriend you during this, it IS personal. We do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in morality.

• @cdvaughn16, Twitter, 2020-06-05

I fucking hate these “personality assessments”. This is from one I just took the other day. One of around 50 questions.

I do Top/6hrs, but will jump over to Hot if I’ve been scrolling too long and run out of content.

I heard this in my head to the beat of “The hand that feeds,” and it actually works pretty well lol

Really fucking cool.

How Does A Carburetor Work? | Transparent Carburetor at 28,546 fps Slow Mo - Smarter Every Day

I know that all the big stars hate me to say this, but I don’t want to risk 80 peoples’ jobs just to say I got big huevos on The Tonight Show, because that’s what happens. I think a big star just sprained an ankle doing a stunt, and 80 or 180 people are out of a job.

We have stunt people who do that stuff, and if they get hurt, I’m sorry to say but they just need to put a mustache on another Mexican and we can keep going. But if I get hurt, everybody’s out of a job. So I don’t choose to do that.

• Danny Trejo, 2017 interview

Yeah, I’m neurodivergent and have a terrible memory. My life is full of alarms and notes and reminders for everything, otherwise nothing gets done.

While I’m well aware of the insidiousness of tech’s ever increasing privacy violations, I also look forward to things like AI being able to function as a full blown personal assistant to help me run my life.

Yup. For those that don’t know, that’s essentially how utf-8 works -

https://youtu.be/MijmeoH9LT4

There’s one in Arizona heading north between Phoenix and Tucson that says 951 miles behind you.

Ice dispenser.

The boat is mine. The boat is MINE!

Nope. Just keep pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere by running our air conditioners 24/7. I’m sure it’ll be fine…

NIИ - The Downward Spiral is the common choice, but The Fragile is a much more complete album. However, my personal favorite is Year Zero.

I loved my V60 (and my V20 before it). They were such great phones.

Penzeys! Amazing spices from an amazing company.

You can’t make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!