Owl theremin, you say? 🤔😄

He probably just misses Seymour 🤷

Bones of how much?

I (happily) see the other two all the time, but I don’t think I’ve ever come across that moon dude yet…

I really wanna know!

😘👌

When mealtime approached, she would slither through the porridge or the vegetables, and thus everything was greased and salted and ready to eat.

My mom was not the BEST cook in the world…

Worse still, your fairytale has a Polish (The Witcher monsters) middle and a Danish (HC Andersen’s The Ugly Duckling) beginning.

Natürlich!

Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

Last time I send you bra shopping!

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

Been a while since this was relevant. Thanks for bringing idiocy back, I guess? 🤷

Behold! Her cave of wonders!

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Turns out that “nothing for an hour or two and then a gentle nudge” was the answer. I’m such a pushover when it comes to The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters 😂

🎵 Come on JB now it’s time to blow doors down!

🎵 The PIIICKLE of the opera is here! Inside your mind…

Fun* fact: the Spice Girls song Spice Up Your Life was originally called Spice Up Your Pickle and was about encouraging pickle-assisted stabbing.

*read: false

Something similar happened to my dad. His “ignore the pain education” came from growing up on a very conservative family farm in the 50s and early 60s rather than from the military, but the result was about the same.

One day, he rang up his GP complaining that his chest “hurt a little bit”. His doctor, knowing how much pain he would have to be in to ever mention it to others told him to get to the nearest hospital immediately.

My dad did so, (DRIVING HIMSELF) and sure enough, his heart was so clogged up that he needed an emergency quadruple bypass.

If he’d had said the same thing to a doctor who didn’t know him and his insanely high learned pain threshold, or followed his initial instinct of not complaining , he would have died home alone at only 50.

Instead, he celebrated his 73rd birthday with friends and family a little over 6 months ago because he went against his son of a farmer “training”.

I don’t get why people sing in the shower… The acoustics are terrible

The opposite is famously the case, especially for deep voices.

The main reason people sing in the shower is because it is a time when they are relaxed and their mind is free from all inhibitions. Additionally, the acoustics in most bathrooms are perfect for singing, as the sound reverberates and resonates well.

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