That’s a misprint. It’s supposed to be sroom.

There were three Game Boy Castlevanias.

Yes. Finding a knife-like potato is difficult, though.

Pegasus is what happens when Zeus and Loki fuck.

Where is it? I don’t see anything.

Then you are lost!

If Mark were an ice cream flavour he’d be pralines and dick.

My updog has wormdos.

He was not afraid.

honorable mention goes to the Daewoo CPG-120 which I only just learned about today. it’s a consolized MSX2 that looks like a cross between the Enterprise and a Roomba. i can’t decide if it looks magnificent or awful and it’s arguably not a console to begin with but hey

Dude, spoilers.

Probably a sequel to Virtua Fighter Kids. Or maybe to that visual novel on the Game Gear.

It’ll probably be 2025, when adoption hits 5% a few months before Windows 10 support ends. The 5% will make people take Linux more seriously when looking for alternatives to Windows 10, which will increase adoption even more, which will cause hardware and software providers to offer better Linux support, which will just cause the whole thing to snowball.

Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

Make your own.

And I thought pigeons were bad.

The Superman in Man of Steel didn’t give a crap about the world around him.

Yep, and Sarah Connor played Beauty.

Why did you say that name?

Every triangle’s a love triangle if you really love triangles.

And I’m still using the same 386 that my family bought when I was a kid. Every time I’ve upgraded it I’ve kept at least one part from the previous configuration.