Blame the last guy, take lots of money, get fired, repeat.

That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

Probably 5

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

This guy is in to Telsa. Like enough to make an account for them. Odd.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.

Yeah, that’s nice. Lemme get some of that Wile E. Coyote movie though.

“We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!”