“Did you just shove your wiener in my nutella? You dirty, dirty boy!!”
“Did you just shove your wiener in my nutella? You dirty, dirty boy!!”
“I’m here to pick up my order before it gets cold!”
Agree with naming laziness. Ladybird is the name of a Lady Bug. Sick to death of things being named after animals. It’s a computer program not a living entity, it has no gender either. Even a nonsense word would be preferable to this mess. Lets call it Zalyo. No one else has that made up word, easy to search.
There was a clearance sale on windows.
Yes and tell you your IQ, and notify your doctor that you don’t wash in there.
Listened to music. Hung out in a diner and had coffee & fries all night with friends. Hung out at the mall. Got drunk. Had sex.
I guess karma was served by all those GAY FROGS!!!
In the mystery series My Life Is Murder, Madison puts a thumb drive into someone’s laptop and presto she is typing, downloads and is finished in 60 seconds. No guessing a password or searching for files. Just shoves it in and takes it out. This happens in most episodes of the current season.
Stealing all your files to train AI. And they complain that MS Office gets pirated. Privacy and default Opt-Out needs to be a Federal Law. Corporations need to pay millions in fines when they violate that.
JIM?!?? Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete… Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It’s not Jim with the big D is it? BRB
And there would be a clause that says; “We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs.”
What?? NO! Don’t be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words… A horse funeral, who even does that!
“Welcome to GoogleWindows. Please lick the screen so we can have your DNA to track you globally. Your 30 minutes of ads will begin shortly while we install our spyware on your device. Thank you from the MicrosoftAlphabet Family.”
Elon Musk, the nobody with too much money… for now! [he will still be a nobody though]
People who write a whole novel about “google is your friend” and try to make you feel stupid for asking a question are the ultimate assholes. You wrote 3 paragraphs just to bully a stranger on the internet when 1 sentence could have answered the question. Thanks for being a royal knob head.
You and your 3D printed skate shenanigans.
Vah Jina & The Pussies
Smashing Mints (a country band)
Jarz Of Piss (we do christian music)
The Window Lickerzz