Customer states: Not getting good gas mileage.

Glad this torch is passed. Pugjesus’ absence will still be felt.

The cybernetic implant also has to deliver a zingy one-liner before the cutaway.

The Ukraine version of Robot Wars is pretty fun so far.

Apple accuses Data Scraper Inc. of scraping data.

My body is a temple… but it’s a southeast Asian temple covered in monkey shit.

The artistry can be impressive. What they do to the human body is horrible.

This is what happens when you give the Baptist free will.

XBox CEO carries the same weight as McDonald’s Manager to me.

If reality is worse than what people could imagine, you need to unplug.

What is a man? Nothing but love and devotion for his son!

Shopping carts used to be smaller.

At’ll do, Nancy, at’ll do.

You just reminded me of the book series of the Wayside School, which was built taller than wide and had mentally-deranged teachers.

“What’s going on?”

Greed.

He’s got Clark Kent look going on there. Something the other characters would buy, but everyone in the audience knows it’s a disguise.

If you make it illegal to 3D-print guns, only criminals will have 3D-printed guns.