Then the DM starts playing this music.

“So ya know what happens when you…” is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!

But you don’t understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they’re actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!

_/s

Oh, wow! TBZ reference!

Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues…

Cities Without Number’s paid version has what is very clearly “Shadowrun without the Shadowrun rules.” I haven’t tried much of the system, and none with the magic stuff, but it might be pretty good?

I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I’m on thought of it first.

Congrats! I hope it was a good time!

Makes me think of a net you use to capture things that are on the ethereal plane.

It’s the lower level spell to use when someone’s been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.

Pretty sure that’s what the nurse assumed.

Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn’t already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

Not that rats don’t have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

I have several, but my favorite is probably “I am this group’s current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!”

It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.

Oh, this is lovely!

Love the joke, though I think of copper dragons as being the pranksters more.