Fuckin’ conversators with their ‘eye contact’ its just bullshit.

Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

Its a Chinese idiom that works very well

I am left and this is so fucking true though. So many pussy-ass towel wringing gutless cowards just want to pick bones out of tofu than actually act to make a meaningful difference because they are frozen with indecision over acadmic moral quandries

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he’s smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

I hate that people are shit and will ruin any economic/political system no matter how high-minded it may have otherwise been.

Similarly capitalism wouldn’t be a burning pile of diapers and old wigs if those involved didn’t have a complete and total disregard-bordering-on-antipathy for humanity and the common good.

Lemmy feels like wet underwear but its like warm wet so if you just kinda go with it and forget that it feels weird then you’re not actually uncomfortable.

Chuds will exacerbate the bird flu by engaging in every unnecessary behavior that can cause transmission just because somebody informs them not to.

God forbid a little girl who isn’t pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

A characteristic of these ghouls is that they all grotesque mouth shapes. The shape of their mouth on their face is just objectively ugly somehow.

Look at him being all serious about this important accomlishment. How validated he must feel

Godfathers of shuffling.

Cast iron is to sear the bajesus out of steak. Nothing else can blacken the steak crust to my satisfaction without inadvertently overcooking the middle.

I hate it for everthing else.

A tiny cheap teflon pan just for 1-2 fried eggs and nothing else.

Then SS all-clad as the go-to for everything else.

Been having good experience with the hexclad teflon pan although handwash only. I believe it is generally disliked because it is marketed as “dishwasher safe” which is absolutely false. When handwashed it holds up very well.

Absolutely savage

Is it no longer alright for me to be retarded anymore?

He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

What a hamfisted attempt to make a non-existant point.

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