Its amazing how quickly you realise that you don’t need something when you’re forced to stop using it.

Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.

It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.

There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it’s understandable that “the norm” might change quite rapidly.

Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

+10 poison damage

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is “an Disney”.

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Banging soundtrack through and through.

I had a friend in university who loved trolling a girl. He told her that we should boycott American and British goods, and that he had made a website to help: BanGBUS.com

She actually went away to look at the site.

That’s not a fishing pole. It’s a shape shifting penis.

“Is that supposed to be funny??”

Are you telling me this post is fake?

A bus used for an activity that requires a bed?

Transformers (the animated movie)

Still good today and I rewatch it from time to time.