Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

Dave Ramsey is a hack.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

Isn’t it not even a puzzle anymore when you have enough people around to keep the goats and wolves in check on both sides of the river and in the boat?

It is cold. Today. Yesterday it was quite hot. Tomorrow it’ll be hot again.

Obviously climate change isn’t real. /s

Indeed, she looks nothing like a cunt.

9.85 years, if you were also wondering.

Chris Sawyer is a madman.

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

No wonder those kids show so much temper, they’re infants with old man faces.

Now you’re groovin’, put on a cool boss fight groove

This is not the greatest build in the world, no. This is just a dex build.

Now this is shitposting.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

Because in anime, nothing is impossible as long as you have the power of friendship?

If they wanted to convince me those grips are impossible, they shouldn’t have demonstrated it with an anime character.

Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.