Waffle sticks are amazing. They make special irons for them specifically for this reason

I feel like this is partially doxxing yourself as being from Rochester

… Okie dokie

I’m assuming pubic lice, commonly known as crabs

The Count was actually pretty scary [for a kids show] in the early years. They toned him down later, but in 1972 he was still frightening for kids.

Soda is measured in metric in the US. Milk isnt

Regardless of what reader you go with, look into KoReader, a custom reader app that you install on top of existing firmware. Offers a lot of features that stock firmware doesn’t, like OPDS catalog connections

Theres a lot of craft soda or smaller soda worth your time. Also Fever Tree is fantastic for mixers/fizzy drinks

If this is the US, I believe that is a HIPPA violation

The enumerations would work if he’s reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn’t like it

Like to the cart corral or to the door?

Dude wouldn’t even know what an elephant was, most likely

Probably weekly, I’m super clumsy

Yeah, Northern NE is sparsely populated and has more wilderness/conservation areas, mountains, and stuff.

Frontline and Allied Assault started with D-Day. MOH:AA was PC only though

Sounds like you’re thinking of Frontline.

MOH1 starts with you parachuting into France

We used to make them out of PVC pipe from the hardware store

Most of Southern New England really

For us it was putting a space in the username field of the login screen, and then moving the cursor back to the start of the field.

The username field wouldn’t reset on a failed login attempt, only the password field did. So users would do a visual scan of the username field, confirm that’s correct, assume they miskeyed when entering their password, try again, rinse and repeat.

That and rotating the desktop, switching the keyboard to Dvorak, etc

El Paso in my ass